So i was walking to class when a guy called me 2 kool 4 skool gerald, ever since
then i started ditching and one day i got a fucking blowjob by a hooker. she told me how great the sex is and she
wanted to date me then fuck everyday, then suddenly my parents went to florida forever and left me at the house alone.
i invited some more bitches over, then me my girlfriend and the 2 bitches had a Foursome...and then right when i wasabout to cum. my mom woke me up and told me to go to school then i said bitch im 2 kool 4 skool! then walked out