I took a fat dump in the toilet and it smelled like shit obviously). It smels so fucking bad! YUCK! I ran outta there, I can't take the smell no more! Then I bumped into some fat ass ugly mother fucker. He smelled like shit biscuits. I said "Ewww... GET AWAY FORM ME SICK MOTHER FUCKER!!!!". I barged outta the restaurant and I could still smell shit!

I panicked. "WHY DOES EVERYTHING SMELL LIKE SHIT!?". I looked down on my shirt and I saw shit. And I forgot to whip. "OOHHH!!! So that's why everything smells like shit!"