Woody was driving down the road in his soccor mom van. He pulled over because he heard some weird noises in the back of the van. He looked in the back, and saw drugs. Woody ate the drugs and drove off.
He was very high, he was drving all over the place. He even pooped his pants. Woody drove into a lake and died. Then Shrek kissed his butt all over. Woody came back to life and kissed Shrek.
They got married.